Queen of puns.

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(via oknope)

  • 2 years old kid: *runs*
  • family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

(via unpopuler)